From the albums Hooray!! and Hooray!!

Lyrics

(I've had many people crash at my apartment over the years-from very dear friends to casual acquaintances. I also have had the paranoid psycho house guest that never leaves until you finally say "get the fuck out." )

Look I'm real busy. Sorry that you missed me call me back tommorrow and then we'll dicuss things you said you were coming next week or something. I don't remember much accept we've nothing in common. Surely there's a place you can stay if you need to. It's called a hotel and I'm sure that they have room spare me that guilt trip cause I've had enough shit to last a life time than plan for your visit.

Go away go away now there's nothing more to say. Don't be bothering me again or coming around another day. Just go away go away now there's nothing more to say. I don't think I need to speel it out just find another place.

Cause you can't stay at my apartment this weekend oh no no no. Cause you can't stay at my apartment this weekend oh no no no. Cause you can't stay at my apartment this weekend oh no no no. Cause you can't.

The phone is a ringing and here I am screening. Your calls once again I don't want to seem rude don't take it personally but I don't trust you. Cause you Can't. Can't. Can't. Can't.

You understand what the hell I'm saying. I'm to damn old than to keep up with the faking. That I wanna. Have you on my sofa. Drinking my vodka or smoking my mariujuanna. Telling me you theories about the conspiracies plotted all against you oh spare me that mysery. I know what your thinking. Here's what I believe in. Paranoid people don't make good guests on the weekend.

Go away go away now there's nothing more to say. don't be bothering me again or coming around another day. Just go away go away. Now there's nothing more to say. I don't think I need to spell it out just find another place.

Cause you can't stay at my apt. this weekend oh no no no. Cause you can't stay at my apartment this weekend oh no no no. Cause you can't stay at my apartment this weekend oh no no no. Cause you can't.